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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob

Of course - probably as soon as she can roll over. Instead of “Kathleen weighs X books,” I’ll say, “Kathleen ate X books.”


1,421 posted on 05/09/2012 5:59:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

That looks familiar. When I had a real house, I was often a victim of the Killer Sofa.

I over-slept this morning, and decided to reschedule my appointment. It takes two hours to get to the doctor by bus...

Except to get the mail, I haven’t been out of the house since Saturday. :o[


1,422 posted on 05/09/2012 7:42:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

For some reason, that reminds me of Darks...


1,423 posted on 05/09/2012 8:19:01 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1206 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

You’re right.


1,424 posted on 05/09/2012 9:57:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Monkey Face

Thunderstorm here. We could go to the library, I suppose. Somebody has reserve books in.


1,425 posted on 05/09/2012 10:22:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

Wonderful! (Good news gives me warm fuzzies! :) )


1,426 posted on 05/09/2012 10:44:07 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void

“Menehune”
I meant this continent. It *is* kinda catchy, though....


1,427 posted on 05/09/2012 10:51:21 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick; null and void

“We all are.” Some of us more than others.


1,428 posted on 05/09/2012 10:52:53 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void; Tax-chick

He’ll be back in 16 days.


1,429 posted on 05/09/2012 11:03:43 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Darksheare

I suppose we can survive that much longer without him.

Somehow.


1,430 posted on 05/09/2012 11:21:33 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1206 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: fanfan

“it tried to take over one of my beds.” That’s what they said about peppermint, but if you plant it in a durabarrel, no worries.


1,431 posted on 05/09/2012 11:28:45 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; ...

I keep forgetting to convert measurements which is messing up this project. Okay, how many furlongs are there in a fortnight, again?


1,432 posted on 05/09/2012 12:34:06 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Silentgypsy; fanfan
“it tried to take over one of my beds"

Catz do that, too.

1,433 posted on 05/09/2012 1:28:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Scoutmaster

It depends on how fast you’re running.


1,434 posted on 05/09/2012 1:28:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Scoutmaster
...Okay, how many furlongs are there in a fortnight, again?

I'm sure you're thinking of a fathom. It's more than a cubit but less than a league. Happy to help!

1,435 posted on 05/09/2012 1:42:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Dogz do too, but they aren’t as efficient as catz! Fewer catz cover more bedz than lotsa dogs.

;o])


1,436 posted on 05/09/2012 1:44:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

True, cats have an amazing ability to spread themselves thinner and thinner, until there’s absolutely no cat-free surface in your home.

Raining again here.


1,437 posted on 05/09/2012 1:54:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Scoutmaster

That depends on how many grams per mile you emit.


1,438 posted on 05/09/2012 2:38:05 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1206 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void
That depends on how many grams per mile you emit.

I like J-200s as much as the next guy, but why do you bring Mr. Parsons into this?

1,439 posted on 05/09/2012 2:59:02 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: null and void

emit? I thought a emit is what you use to catch a baseball on the internets.


1,440 posted on 05/09/2012 2:59:56 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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