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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob
Of course - probably as soon as she can roll over. Instead of “Kathleen weighs X books,” I’ll say, “Kathleen ate X books.”
1,421
posted on
05/09/2012 5:59:09 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Tax-chick
That looks familiar. When I had a real house, I was often a victim of the Killer Sofa.
I over-slept this morning, and decided to reschedule my appointment. It takes two hours to get to the doctor by bus...
Except to get the mail, I haven’t been out of the house since Saturday. :o[
1,422
posted on
05/09/2012 7:42:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
For some reason, that reminds me of Darks...
1,423
posted on
05/09/2012 8:19:01 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1206 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: null and void
1,424
posted on
05/09/2012 9:57:34 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Monkey Face
Thunderstorm here. We could go to the library, I suppose. Somebody has reserve books in.
1,425
posted on
05/09/2012 10:22:09 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Tax-chick
Wonderful! (Good news gives me warm fuzzies! :) )
To: null and void
“Menehune”
I meant this continent. It *is* kinda catchy, though....
To: Tax-chick; null and void
“We all are.” Some of us more than others.
To: null and void; Tax-chick
He’ll be back in 16 days.
To: Silentgypsy; Darksheare
I suppose we can survive that much longer without him.
Somehow.
1,430
posted on
05/09/2012 11:21:33 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1206 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: fanfan
“it tried to take over one of my beds.” That’s what they said about peppermint, but if you plant it in a durabarrel, no worries.
To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; ...
I keep forgetting to convert measurements which is messing up this project. Okay, how many furlongs are there in a fortnight, again?
1,432
posted on
05/09/2012 12:34:06 PM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Silentgypsy; fanfan
“it tried to take over one of my beds"Catz do that, too.
1,433
posted on
05/09/2012 1:28:00 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Scoutmaster
It depends on how fast you’re running.
1,434
posted on
05/09/2012 1:28:43 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Scoutmaster
...Okay, how many furlongs are there in a fortnight, again?I'm sure you're thinking of a fathom. It's more than a cubit but less than a league. Happy to help!
1,435
posted on
05/09/2012 1:42:16 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick
Dogz do too, but they aren’t as efficient as catz! Fewer catz cover more bedz than lotsa dogs.
;o])
1,436
posted on
05/09/2012 1:44:49 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
True, cats have an amazing ability to spread themselves thinner and thinner, until there’s absolutely no cat-free surface in your home.
Raining again here.
1,437
posted on
05/09/2012 1:54:55 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Scoutmaster
That depends on how many grams per mile you emit.
1,438
posted on
05/09/2012 2:38:05 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1206 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: null and void
That depends on how many grams per mile you emit.I like J-200s as much as the next guy, but why do you bring Mr. Parsons into this?
1,439
posted on
05/09/2012 2:59:02 PM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: null and void
emit? I thought a emit is what you use to catch a baseball on the internets.
1,440
posted on
05/09/2012 2:59:56 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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