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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Monkey Face; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darkchylde; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...
Good afternoon, y’all! The land line issue was corrected so we’ll no longer have connectivity issues during excessive cloud cover.
Please excuse, I’ve lost track since last Thursday.
Face, get well soon!
CO, what you’re reading sounds good. What’s the title?
Gotta pick up more garden soil to sink the one remaining transplant (grapevine). Digging the hole will be fun. The clay here is as solid as the caliche in the desert. IED’s, anyone?
To: Silentgypsy
Afternoon. It’s getting hot here. I suppose my plants are quietly growing ...
Here is a cat, to tell me that my existence offends her.
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posted on
05/02/2012 11:43:10 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; ColdOne
CO is reading The Hobbit, and will move on to the other three books when she is done.
TC...want some wind? The temp is moving up to 80. Cooler tonight, though.
Shannon must think she is special!
SG...I would fell better, but I have other plans. They mowed the lawns close to my place this morning, so now have a sinus headache. Time to bring out the masks...
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posted on
05/02/2012 12:00:10 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; ColdOne
Face, get well soon! Dittos!
CO --> May the day bring you many cold ones, if desired.
Silent --> The IEDs are outlawed. ;)
Have a claymore!
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posted on
05/02/2012 12:04:16 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: no-to-illegals; Tax-chick; All
Thanks!
I’m going to lie down and take something for this sinus headache.
See y’all tomorrow!
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posted on
05/02/2012 1:11:26 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: no-to-illegals
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posted on
05/02/2012 2:39:43 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1198 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Tax-chick
"The IEDs are outlawed." If IEDs are outlawed, only outlaws will have IEDs.
We may have to improvise.
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posted on
05/02/2012 4:00:37 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Tax-chick
"We may have to improvise." I've found that most shows that go too far off script usually end up bombing.
The important thing with a tough project like that is using the proper tools, not overdoing it, and taking plenty of liquids.
It's May. When's moving day?
To: Monkey Face
Well, facial hair aside, I hmm, hmm(OK MOM, I SAID I WOULD BE UP FOR DINNER, GEEZ), gotta go, have a board meeting upstairs in five minutes.
To: Monkey Face
Well, facial hair aside, I hmm, hmm(OK MOM, I SAID I WOULD BE UP FOR DINNER, GEEZ), gotta go, have a board meeting upstairs in five minutes.
To: Monkey Face
Well, facial hair aside, I hmm, hmm(OK MOM, I SAID I WOULD BE UP FOR DINNER, GEEZ), gotta go, have a board meeting upstairs in five minutes.
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
05/02/2012 7:30:26 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
05/02/2012 8:12:32 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
˙ooʇ ʎɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝısɐǝ ʇı ˙pɐǝɥ ʎɯ uo ƃuıpuɐʇs ʇɐɥʇ op uɐɔ ı
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posted on
05/02/2012 8:41:07 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
To: ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob; Delta Dawn; Rides_A_Red_Horse; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; ...
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posted on
05/03/2012 3:07:58 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
To: null and void
Keyboard returning 'hey', and an understanding response .... yeppers! Would it help if I didn't help? Never mind, sort of thingy?
Going to water-board the terrorists chained up the basement. The second best part of waking is going water-boarding on the terrorists.
Incompetan0 isn't sneaking around spying on us, is she?
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posted on
05/03/2012 5:35:36 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: Tax-chick
Ick. Fish breath is almost as bad as kissing an ashtray-— smoker breath stinks.
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posted on
05/03/2012 5:40:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
I assume two smokers don’t notice one another’s breath ... and neither do two cats!
Off for our walk, and then I have to go to Walmart.
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posted on
05/03/2012 5:42:52 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy
Improvisation doesn't mean having to utilize a shovel does it? If necessary, can unchain those terrorists, hold them at bay with an AK and make them dig a hole.
Silent, am hearing terrorists (if one uses at least five of them) make for a decent substitute for fertilizer. But in this case it may dirty up the grapes and the vine. Never mind.
Then there is another problem, a personal one. Would not have the pleasure of water-boarding them clean. Those terrorists require a heap of cleaning.
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posted on
05/03/2012 5:45:01 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: Tax-chick
I’m off to Walmart on shank’s ponies. I’ll stop at the little store I found and get some coffee to go, and maybe a munchie. It’s the least I can do since I’m starving! LOL!
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posted on
05/03/2012 6:04:36 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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