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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick
"If I had October 2002 to do over again, Id have put in my name without the hyphen." Alas, my signup indicates that I'm merely out of touch, a slow learner, or an obstreperous underscore
To: Flotsam_Jetsome
At least one can type a hyphen without using the shift key. This is important when there’s only one hand available to type.
1,022
posted on
04/28/2012 6:46:30 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Tax-chick
To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Tax-chick; Rides_A_Red_Horse
"ran across the word "abstruse".
Why do I get the feeling that there's an alternative definition for that word, dealing with some kind of profound mystery or epiphany related to the loss of one's erstwhile washboard midriff?" Just think of "abstruse" as the offspring of abstract and obtuse.
1,024
posted on
04/28/2012 6:53:56 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob; Flotsam_Jetsome; Rides_A_Red_Horse
Just think of "abstruse" as the offspring of abstract and obtuse. If I have another baby, I could name it "Abstruse."
1,025
posted on
04/28/2012 7:00:04 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Tax-chick
I was considering saying “a conflation” instead of “offspring”.
I didn’t mean to get your maternal cogs grinding again. If I have to “change the names to protect the innocent”, I’m running out of names.
Maybe I’ll name one character “Jerome I” and another one “Jerome II”.
I don’t think I should name any more of them “Brian”.
1,026
posted on
04/28/2012 7:44:55 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
1,027
posted on
04/28/2012 8:10:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Tax-chick
"Brian had a busy time." Yeah. Enough for two lifetimes.
1,028
posted on
04/28/2012 8:14:53 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
But I don’t remember his going horseback riding in Kyrgyzstan, like P.J. O’Rourke. Maybe in his next life ...
1,029
posted on
04/28/2012 8:20:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Tax-chick
"But I dont remember his going horseback riding in Kyrgyzstan, like P.J. ORourke. Maybe in his next life ..." It's possible he did some riding on horses in his first life, (after all, I, his alter-ego progenitor, have done so, though in Colorado, not Kyrgyzstan), that simply never got talked about. I mentioned that he enjoyed riding bicycles as a boy.
Brian Jr. talked with his friend Sean, Sully's son, about going horseback riding, by first mucking out the stables so they could do it for free. But they never got around to it.
Horseback riding figured in the story of "Second-Hand Lions". I liked that movie.
1,030
posted on
04/28/2012 8:48:31 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: Tax-chick
The poor thing would doubtless grow up to be a masseuse specializing in belly rubs...
1,031
posted on
04/28/2012 9:10:01 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1194 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
In the ObamaNation, that might be a very successful career.
1,032
posted on
04/28/2012 9:24:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Tax-chick
1,033
posted on
04/28/2012 9:43:05 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1194 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
To: Tax-chick
Oops! I was AWOL! No excuses, but it was fun in a strange way.
Anyway, I’m home.
Tired and beat up by the buses, but OK.
1,034
posted on
04/28/2012 9:44:56 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick
1,035
posted on
04/28/2012 9:46:00 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Flotsam_Jetsome; redhead
...Given your tenure, I find myself gratefully. . . troubled, somehow...Welp, I can't take all the credit for that. I have a sister who has been here two years longer than I and she was very sweet about answering questions and giving me hints. I just pass them on.
It seems only fitting, somehow! Enjoy! :o])
1,036
posted on
04/28/2012 9:51:27 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
I think Brian is still busy, from what I’ve read. Of course, at his age and stage of life, and the current habitat he inhabits, he could be cohabiting with and monitoring the VIXENs and their grape stomping for years to come. From the security habitat, of course.
;o]
1,037
posted on
04/28/2012 9:57:38 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
Afternoon. It’s almost time for me to hit the road again ... take Sally to a friend’s house for the afternoon and Elen to church to help with paperwork for the building fund.
1,038
posted on
04/28/2012 9:58:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Rides_A_Red_Horse
...once the unions UNICORNS get involved, it's a sticky, time-consuming process to disentangle oneself.Welcome Rides a Red Horse. This is, indeed, the Undead thread. It's a little like Hotel California: you can check out but you can never leave.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
'Face
1,039
posted on
04/28/2012 10:03:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; All
What I have the most trouble with is LONG names. I can’t bypass a letter without being reminded in red that I have done a No-No.
Oh. And if you post to me, don’t capitalize or leave a space. Easier, y’know.
:oþ
1,040
posted on
04/28/2012 10:07:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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