[Telepathic Intruder]

use it as a tenderizer

Unicorns and aliens are the hardest to prepare, and I don't have the patience, so I just settle for grilled with lemmon, butter, salt, and pepper. Bigfoot would be interesting, and you could probably stock your freezer for a year with just one.

[blueunicorn6]

I talked to a bigfoot about you. Don’t be surprised if a 10 foot tall hairy guy comes to your door to sell you a vacuum cleaner. Don’t go snipe hunting with him.