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To: Joe the Pimpernel

When I was a kid, my brother had this big black Tom cat living with him at his apartment. Sometimes, I liked to surprise people swimming in the pool a floor below, by throw the cat off the balcony onto them as they were peacefully floating in the water.


8 posted on 03/23/2012 12:35:24 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: MNDude

It is only through pure misfortune that your black tomcat never was able to fully execute his plan for revenge... ;)


11 posted on 03/23/2012 12:53:49 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The only thing a straight white man gets in this country is the blame for everything.)
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13 posted on 03/23/2012 1:02:24 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: MNDude

Both my cats went out of the 2nd story window of my townhouse at one time or another. I witnessed Louie riding the screen down like a surfboard one day. Shook himself off looked around to make sure nobody saw and then went on about the business of murdering small animals.


14 posted on 03/23/2012 1:57:24 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: MNDude
Sometimes, I liked to surprise people swimming in the pool a floor below, by throw the cat off the balcony

So you are an admitted animal abuser.

When did you move on to child molestation?

Have you now mastered mass-murder or is that still on your list?

17 posted on 03/23/2012 2:59:55 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: MNDude; TheOldLady; humblegunner

Obvious Troll is obvious.


45 posted on 03/23/2012 7:24:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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