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To: blueunicorn6

I smell a possible malpractice suit here
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On one of the Judge shows the other day a women was being accused of not paying attention because she was driving with 12 cats in her car and getting in an accident.
She was doing pretty good in her defense (at least wasn’t coming across as a flaming idiot - says it was her daily routine) and had some backing till she said - “Well, since the accident the cats are traumitized” to which the Judge looked askance and rolled his eyes - the woman followed up with she was thinking of having to place them in therapy and, since she thought the other driver at fault, that she should pay for her cats therapy.
Rolling of eyes.
Case dismisssed.


36 posted on 03/16/2012 4:48:51 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) Let's start from scratch by voting ALL incumbents out.)
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To: xrmusn

Cat Group Therapy

“Muffin, do you have anything to contribute to the group?”

“Yes.....I had a very traumatic kittenhood.”

“How so?”

“My Mom never had any time for me.”

“Maybe that’s because you had eight other brothers and sisters in the same litter.”

“I could understand that, but she abandoned me for a ball of yarn! I hate sweaters!”


37 posted on 03/16/2012 5:04:37 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: xrmusn

Maybe one of the cats was driving...was his name Toonces?


53 posted on 03/16/2012 7:06:28 AM PDT by MizSterious (Now that Perry's out, I guess I'll just have to vote for "Generic Republican Candidate")
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