And since when are Christians not to speak the truth?
Oh, we can speak it, but they will cut your head off for doing so.
Every bitch I have ever had has been loyal, obedient, a faithful companion, loving mother, avid hunter, great listener, never gets upset when I notice another bitch, thinks I am just the funny person on the earth and in short adores me.
And is always extremely happy to see me whenever I walk through the door.