Hey ColdOne. Nice to see you.
Dogs are a gift, eh?
Silentgypsy, is the current Crowbar emergency over? I hope he’s OK.
(In my best Marilyn Monroe voice)
Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday Mr. HKMk23!
Happy Birthday, to you!
[bowing] Why, thank you, Miss, for the musical number. Now, you’ll have to excuse me, as I can’t manage a decent J.F.K. in response.