It has a golf course in Guam, and involves a feral chicken and an active duty tax-chicklette (not calling her feral!!). #1 on Amazon first week, guaranteed.
Anoreth is fierce, but not feral. She cooked lamb chili for her shipmates yesterday! And there were many chickens upon the links in tropical Guam ...
It could be a blockbuster, but we’d have to change details to protect the reputations of some important people.