Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED

The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

[ColdOne]

Thanks!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

YEAH!!

[Silentgypsy]

RE: 847: If you enhance your collateral circulation, everything turns out well!

[Tax-chick]

I hope that’s not how you plan to celebrate your birthday!

I’ll have a small potation in your memory after I take Tom to his science-team meeting.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Maybe i should change it, eh?

[Monkey Face]

*ohno*

[Tax-chick]

“And don’t you ever show your ‘onkey face around my castle again, y’heah?!”

Kathleen’s in a cute new outfit with cows on it. 3-6 month size, so it will fit for a while. She’s outgrown so many adorable things already ... but at least two of the Mexican ladies are expecting in April/May, so I can pass them on. Neither has a young daughter presently, so they probably don’t have piles of pink baby clothes around.

One of the homeschool association families had a little girl on February 29, but their previous daughter is just 3 - same seasonality - so I doubt they need new things. I’ll ask before I take them dinner on whatever day I signed up for, anyway ... just in case. Their baby was 8-1/2 lbs., like Kathleen.

[NicknamedBob]

"Let all as are wont hoist a draught of their preference in me honor this day, for ‘tis the proper day in which to celebrate me advent into this terrestrial sphere, an’ — God be praised — I’m yet good for it."

Well, okay then. I'll tell them to put it on your tab.

You said you were good for it.

Happy Birthday, youngster! Have you gotten any taller?

[fanfan]

“1/x = x+1”

I don’t get that.

[fanfan]

That’s one sick kid.

[fanfan]

Check the last picture again. Or isn’t George Clooney your type?

[fanfan]

Hey ColdOne. Nice to see you.
Dogs are a gift, eh?

Silentgypsy, is the current Crowbar emergency over? I hope he’s OK.

(In my best Marilyn Monroe voice)

Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday Mr. HKMk23!
Happy Birthday, to you!

[fanfan]

Thanks for the daily kitty intelligence reports TC!

How’s the family? Is it warm there?

[July4]

Dear Short Bus,

I don't prejudge the character of a person by his appearance or the amount of money he has or his academic degrees.

In the case of documents, I judge the best I know how, using whatever information I can find.

I'm not prejudiced, but I'm no fool either. Nearly everything important about Barack Obama is being hidden from me. If there is nothing to be ashamed of, what's the big deal? I want to see official records and documents, addresses, test scores, medical reports, and anecdotes from friends and teachers.

When my daughter went to work at a nuclear facility, she was required to have a low-level security clearance. I give you my word of honor that the questions she and I were asked far surpassed anything reporters have asked of Mr. Obama.

Mr. Obama and his sycophants have nearly dismantled our republic in three years, and we hardly know him.

[Tax-chick]

The family is fine, and yes, it is warm. 80 today, supposed to be 84 tomorrow. We’re starting on yard and garden cleanup from the winter.

[fanfan]

What are you going to plant this year?

[NicknamedBob]

"What are you going to plant this year?"

A possible answer could be Pat.

[ThomasThomas]

I meant to say

[NicknamedBob]

"I meant to say ..."

That is, you "golden" meant to say ...

[HKMk23]

I'll tell them to put it on your tab.

You said you were good for it.

Aye, an' workin' to improve on that condition.

Have you gotten any taller?

Aye, but only betwixt me bowsprit an' binnacle.