Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus
My Unbirthday is any day the shirts arrive! Although I’ve lost weight, I still like loose fitting shirts, and not the ones made for women — my shoulders are too broad.
I made an effort at this place and thought I was all done with cleaning it when the vacuuming was done. Alas. My vacuum died. I spent 40 minutes cleaning it out and dusting it off, and when I plugged it back in and turned it on, it just picked up the stuff, massaged it through the rollers and spit it out the other side.
*sigh*
The inspectors will just have to gig me if they don’t like it. Or buy me a new vacuum.
Guess I will sweep the carpet from now on, since I have two brooms. And I don’t know why...
Have you seen a “carpet sweeper,” which is a non-electric carpet-cleaning thingie? We have one at church, and Mr. Charles, who is like 90, sweeps up with it.
What’s your size, then? The adult-small fits Sally, so that can’t be you (or me), but I could get you a Breitbart shirt. Sally lacks the political controversialness to get the most out of it. Maybe Pat ... he could intuit it, and wear the shirt to the polls ...
Get us an address, ALREADY!
The current plan is May.
Don’t pawn off my shirt I need that.
Put the money toward a couple boxes of .45 pistol ammo, make sure its centerfire primers, no hollowpoints.
I had a carpet sweeper in the early ‘90’s, and when I began working for the county, I bought a Hoover. It died about a year after I moved in here, so I bought a $50 Bissell at Walmart. I couldn’t see spending any more than than for place this small. I’ll have time to look for one tomorrow, while I’m waiting for customer service to open.
XL or XXL. I can wear a Large, but they aren’t comfy on my boobs.
Here’s another:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2867117/posts
or maybe:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2865756/posts
You can have the shirt - one wear on Sally and then through the wash - but your tax return is due April 15. Either mail me a W2 in the RIGHT NOW time frame, or do it yourself at the base helping-folks office. But you’ll need the 1099 information I have.
You can’t skip this, you really can’t.
Nevermind, your dad had your W2 after all. We’ll file your federal and state, but you get to do it next year, or you’ll be like Uncle Russ, 48 and Mom still doing his taxes.
I told you.
This would be the eponymous Mom, would it not?
My mom, OldTax-lady. She controls my brother’s money, instead of his wives doing it.
I wonder if she would be interested in adopting someone.
Heh. We had a movie night for our mid-highs and senior highs at church, and those from two other churches. The movie was The Princess Bride.
When the youth arrived there was a table with "Hello, my name is" name tags from Staples; however, all of the name tags already been filled in just like that t-shirt.
The youth who had never seen the movie didn't understand why they had to wear the tag . . . but eventually they figured it out.
Reboot. Most of them figured it out. We explained it to Andrew. We explain everything to Andrew.
That one’s been pinged a few times...
Does anybody have the code for the moving van anyway?
It's possible ... my brother and I are like unto being Disappointments.
Just copy from a previous operation. I think Sionnsar would open several tabs, each at a different step, and then set them into operation one after another.
Remember to modify the addresses as needed!
That way, the whole move takes place without interrupting posts to spoil the sequence.
The big question is, who's going to put the bell on the cat?
If you’re a disappointment, Einstein is an Andrew.
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