You can have the shirt - one wear on Sally and then through the wash - but your tax return is due April 15. Either mail me a W2 in the RIGHT NOW time frame, or do it yourself at the base helping-folks office. But you’ll need the 1099 information I have.
You can’t skip this, you really can’t.
Nevermind, your dad had your W2 after all. We’ll file your federal and state, but you get to do it next year, or you’ll be like Uncle Russ, 48 and Mom still doing his taxes.