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Man Stabbed for Mistaking Harmonicas for Tacos
Miami New Times ^ | Wed., Feb. 29 2012 | Kyle Munzenrieder

Posted on 02/29/2012 11:02:42 AM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 02/29/2012 11:02:44 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Just proof that Taco’s make you crazy.


2 posted on 02/29/2012 11:06:30 AM PST by Jack Burton007 (This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.)
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To: nickcarraway
Why does he carry around a bag of harmonicas in the first place

Well who hasn't carried a bag of harmonicas around in their car at one time or another.

4 posted on 02/29/2012 11:10:17 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: nickcarraway

What do they mean “For reasons unknown...”?

Doesn’t everybody keep a bag of harmonicas in their car?


5 posted on 02/29/2012 11:11:26 AM PST by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: nickcarraway

I like my harmonicas with extra cheese!


6 posted on 02/29/2012 11:11:26 AM PST by JaguarXKE
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To: nickcarraway

Both the taco and the harmonica come in close contact with the mouth.

Harmonicas are far more crunchy, but much less tasty.

The music that comes from blowing through a taco is generally not that pleasing, but then neither is listening to old recordings of The Plasmatics.


7 posted on 02/29/2012 11:12:53 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: nickcarraway
Are harmonicas really worth stabbing someone over?

Anyone who's ever owned a really nice harmonica wouldn't need to ask that question...

8 posted on 02/29/2012 11:13:27 AM PST by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Have you ever been to Harmonica Bell?


9 posted on 02/29/2012 11:15:51 AM PST by nickcarraway
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Maybe “Give me my harmonicas!” can be the rallying cry of any group opposed to the government banning things.

Not as good as “Don’t taze me bro!” is for fascist tactics, but it could work.

As things are, the government could ban harmonicas because they tend to hold spit and thereby are vectors of contagious disease. In order to protect the public health, they may be banned.

Since the majority of folks don’t bother with harmonicas, such a law would go over w/o much complaint.

Sure, some folks would talk about liberty or what not, but nowhere in the constitution is there a right to harmonicas and if the majority votes to ban it, it shall be law!


10 posted on 02/29/2012 11:21:28 AM PST by fruser1
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To: nickcarraway

This is why I only allow tuba’s in my car.


11 posted on 02/29/2012 11:25:14 AM PST by bramps (Newt is the one)
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To: from occupied ga; nickcarraway

“Well who hasn’t carried a bag of harmonicas around in their car at one time or another.”

Well, maybe Mr. Hood was trying to protect himself from aliens (Obscure Twilight Zone reference to episode “Hocus-Pocus and Frisby”)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hocus-Pocus_and_Frisby


12 posted on 02/29/2012 11:28:31 AM PST by Levante
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To: nickcarraway

If carrying harmonicas in your car is wrong, I don’t EVER want to be right!


13 posted on 02/29/2012 11:29:45 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: nickcarraway

Bubba Clinton played the Whoremonica and nobody stabbed him.


14 posted on 02/29/2012 11:34:48 AM PST by mardi59 (I'm not looking for MTV, I'm looking for MVP. Newt 2012!)
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To: F15Eagle
there used to be some great tacos and burritos served at a little place in Stillwater...

And not one stray cat for miles and miles.

15 posted on 02/29/2012 11:35:28 AM PST by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: mardi59

Beat me to it, by that much.


16 posted on 02/29/2012 11:38:47 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote
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To: nickcarraway

When harmonicas are outlawed, only outlaws will have harmonicas.

(In after 14 posts...wow!)


17 posted on 02/29/2012 11:41:03 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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18 posted on 02/29/2012 11:43:03 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote
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To: WakeUpAndVote; mardi59

19 posted on 02/29/2012 11:53:29 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

LOL

Since Bubba and whoreMonica I have developed an aversion to blue dresses.


20 posted on 02/29/2012 11:54:41 AM PST by mardi59 (I'm not looking for MTV, I'm looking for MVP. Newt 2012!)
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