Police: Naked cowgirl drove drunk

UPI ^

[Perdogg]

Texas police said they arrested an 18-year-old woman who led them on a chase while wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots.

Corpus Christi police said officers responding to a call about a suspicious person around 3:10 a.m. Sunday spotted Taylor Burnham, 18, standing next to a Jeep Wrangler wearing nothing but her boots, The Smoking Gun Web site reported Tuesday.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

HE HAW!....saddle up!

[mnehring]

http://www.facebook.com/T.Burnham

[AngelesCrestHighway]

"I'm ready to ride!"...

[READINABLUESTATE]

I’m waiting for the dash-cam video of the chase to be released.

[BigCinBigD]

“She looks like a 14 year old”
A 14 year old what?

[saleman]

“And we know she likes to party and take her clothes off so that’s a big plus”

Yea. And they say all the good ones are taken.

[TexasCajun]

At least she wasn't threatening her bf with a knife for being dissed on Valentine day.

Also on The Smoking Gun:

FEBRUARY 15--Angered that her boyfriend did not buy her a Valentine’s Day gift, an Ohio woman last night attacked the man, who barricaded himself inside a bedroom as she threatened to stab him with a kitchen knife, police allege.

Stay away, very far away!

[traderrob6]

Most 14 year old girls look like they’re 21 anymore.

[dfwgator]

Last night I saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some Howlin’ Wolf
About some voodoo healin’.

-ZZ Top - My Head’s in Mississippi

[smokingfrog]

Poor girl. I hope she can get her act together.

[bigbob]

If she gets a decent lawyer, a haircut, and a go-to-meeting dress by the trial she might even get the 30 days suspended ;-)

[Bringbackthedraft]

She looks like she was crying a lot. She doesn’t appear to have any makeup on, so that alone would cause her to lose points by the highly critical FR Beauty Judges. As a layman, I would find her attractive when I was her age, so long as she wasn’t half covered with tattoos.

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

http://www.facebook.com/T.Burnham

And she has 460 Facebook friends. If I drove around naked, I'd have more friends than I could shake a stick at too...

[G Larry]

She had her “Wranglers” on....I go out in public wearing mine all the time....

[Drew68]

All I know is I’m glad my days of being drunk, stupid and 18 predated the internet.

[saleman]

We really need a better pic so we can “check” for tattoos.

Personally a nice big tramp stamp kinda turns me on.

[Responsibility2nd]

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/b/boysdontcrylyrics/iwannabeacowboylyrics.html

“I Wanna Be a Cowboy”

Riding on the range,
I’ve got my hat - on,
I’ve got my boots - dusty.

I’ve got my saddle
On my horse.
He’s called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

(woman’s voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

[munin]

Pussinboots, sorry, coud’n help myself

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[Vendome]

She’s cute.

Has real purdy lips too.

Just needs a brush through her hair and a smile.