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To: Dysart

The dirty little secret is that at least six tourists are eaten by bears, wolves and mountain lions every day in Montana. It’s hard to take a walk because every other step, you have to dodge a rattlesnake. There are one or two people scalped every day and the cowboys like to string-up tourists for fun. There is no running water so you’ll catch pneumonia (and who knows what else) in the outhouses. The scenery is enless sagebrush and gopher holes. Fine cuisine is when they put salt on the raw beef. For entertainment, you can watch the wheat grow. Art is seeing how big of tires you can put on your rusty pickup truck. The music consists of the whine from the bullets whistling through the air as the locals ambush another bus of tourists. Cannibals. Be sure to bring wedding dresses for your 9 year old daughters. Montana.....it’s a horrible place filled with creatures who want to eat you, and that’s the people. The critters are really nasty. I’d suggest a nice trip to Disney World.


12 posted on 02/05/2012 8:29:36 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Wow, you’re bitter.. happy superbowl Sunday.


16 posted on 02/05/2012 8:51:56 AM PST by goseminoles
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To: blueunicorn6

Now how can that be? The article states no grizzlies or snakes on the ranch. I guess when you put up signs on the fence warning those critters to stay out, it works. LOL!! Montana is beautiful as is Wyoming and most of the entire country. Disneyland/world. Yuck! More chance of getting some sort of disease there than in the outdoors. Nice sarcasm though in this little screed.


17 posted on 02/05/2012 8:53:14 AM PST by rktman
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To: blueunicorn6; girlangler; bigheadfred

What—do you work for the Montana Tourist Bureau??

Don’t try to sugar-coat this dire situation!

The problems are much more grave than that!

With the free-roaming beasts of prey, absence of speed limit, open-container-friendly laws and widespread gang violence, Montana has become a war-zone on the scale of Syria, Nigeria and Oakland, California.

The only sensible option is to stay the hell out!

p.s. And wood ticks! Did I mention the wood ticks??


21 posted on 02/05/2012 9:07:57 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: blueunicorn6

Yeah, and the way the authorities put the kebosh on the rash of serial murders and rapes there is sickening. No one in their right mind should take a family vacation, let alone move to the area.


23 posted on 02/05/2012 9:24:17 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: blueunicorn6
Along Montana's "Information Superhighway"...........


33 posted on 02/05/2012 11:11:34 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Do you work for the Montana Department of Tourism? /s


37 posted on 02/05/2012 6:18:15 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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