Mafia ? (Il zotto di pazzo)

[TheOldLady]

Of course I know you little. We have barely exchanged five posts! But I know that you are nice and funny and a poet. What more could a friend want?

Don't feel bad about the automatic doors or your fortune cookie message. Happens to the best of us, LOL!

[TheOldLady]

Typical! Establish the Undead Thread and run. As if your duties and obligations take precedence over the Undead Thread! Sheesh, Darks!  

[Robert A Cook PE]

If they are “lost” I can fire up Sionn’s linux box and look for them.

I am not sure I'd trust Sion’s box near fire.

Or Flame.

Sparks.

Heat of any kind.

Shock. Vibration. Sudden motion even.

Put it gently on the floor, and back away very, very quietly........ 8<)

[NicknamedBob]

Whatever you do, don’t cut the red wire.

[glock rocks]

And keep an eye on the countdown timer.

[ThomasThomas]

The key to this one is the code word laser printer. A laser printer can print fonts with variances in the letters that are so slight that they will not be seen by the eye unless one knows to looked for them. A simple form of this code uses just the letters that are altered and a more complex with use them to indicated letters shifts. There are more clues here but if I told you what they were I would not need to shoot you like some old jokes. I would leave that to the proper department. Union rules you know. I can tell you what has been decoded and released so far.

Drink more ovaltine.

[glock rocks]

I have to head out for the night, see everyone tomorrow.

Your fortune cookie said "RUN - NOW!" didn't it.

I know. And an hour later...

[Robert A Cook PE]

I have never figured out why every good guy assumes the bad guys set sion’s box (er, the bomb) to blow up at 00:00.00.

Why not use 1:58.03 ... just to confuse the screenwriters.

And what if his box was set to go off on March 1 of a leap year after the daylight savings time changeover? Wouldn’t that really screw things up when the plane flew east across the dateline and that date never happened?

[glock rocks]

... of if Desmond had talked Locke into pressing the button! We could have saved three more years of thinking Oahu was an uncharted island a thousand miles off of Fiji!

[Pharmboy]

If it rains in Puerto Vallarta, take the 11:47 train from Trieste to Smolensk. Really.

[BuckeyeTexan]

.esnes erom sekam ti ,tcaf nI. cipot daerht eht sa esnes hcum sa tsuj sekam tnemmoc sihT

[LibreOuMort]

I swear, I didn’t do it, ocifer, I swear.

It turns out I didn’t have to bring Sion’s Linux box back to life - I found the image online and sent the link to Darks.

I will probably try running the Linux box just to see if I can still figure it out.

And I do know what a failing power supply smells like.... unfortunately.

[Safetgiver]

organ damaged...Goodness! I hope it wasn’t his Happy Organ.

[Tax-chick]

With that coat, "Max" is probably a girl.

[Silentgypsy]

“automatic doors won’t open for you”
You, too?

[ThomasThomas]

The older automatic doors have an in door and an out door. You must enter using the in door and exit using the out door.

This is not a automatic door but I like this cartoon.

[Silentgypsy]

Is that from the “Far Side” collection? When husband and I walk into those doors the wrong way, we crack up and onlookers look on w/puzzlement.

[Darksheare]

It was a rough day.
I had to fill in for my boss the night of the 1st.
This thread got spotted in that time frame.
I got home the morning of the 2nd, and crashed out for a bit.
Then when I thought I could set up for the thread move, I had to head out again.
*UNNNNGH*

And finally, here we are.

[Darksheare]

Actually, it said “Behind You.”
Yeesh what a sight that was.

[Darksheare]

Wait, we brought MORE sense to the thread than it started out with?

How’d we manage that one?
*Rummages through memos and rulebook*