I have the utmost respect for any man - or woman - who can appreciate and revel in the full delights of what a Nathan's dog on a steamed bun offers to humankind. I raise my mug and tip my horns to you, sir.
Or raise my horn and tip my - oh, never mind. You get the idea.
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."