[Daffynition]

If it's bigger than your head ...you should probably think twice.

[philman_36]

News From the Future - Health Experts Demand Hot Dog Eating Contests Be Canceled

[Daffynition]

Full title: The REALLY big breakfast: 6,000 calorie fry-up is slammed by health campaigners... but a hit with diners

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[fishtank]

I’m training for a half-marathon.

If I want to go eat a breakfast like that, I’d better live in a FREE COUNTRY where I can still do it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Salvey]

someone with a heart condition could die if they eat it

No scientific evidence for this absurd statement.

[mylife]

What loonacy!

[dog breath]

It is a free country, people can eat what they want.

[editor-surveyor]

This is BS.

Animal protein and fat cannot damage anyone’s heart; Margarine and Polyunsaturated fats will do that though, so will fake fats.

The food police need to go to jail.

[golf lover]

Enjoy life because you’re going to be dead for a long time!

[Old Sarge]

[Last Dakotan]

The local elementary school has always made clay cheeseburgers in art class. The students mold the clay in something they recognize, glaze the art, and fire it before taking it home.

This year however the school district healthy eating czar told the students they could not make "cheeseburgers".

She later acquiesced if they just called them "vegeburgers".

Its a clay piece of art molded by a child....sigh.

[doctor noe]

Lose the bread, potatoes, beans & pudding, & that’s a very healthy breakfast! Especially if the eggs are pastured, cooked in pastured butter and the meat is minimally processed.

[Argus]

The Kidz Breakfast...weighs more than the average newborn baby...

Cue Fat Bastard: "Geh' in mah belly!"

[Venturer]

There is a Restaurant in Tappahannock called Lowry’s

The best Seafood on the East Coast IMO.

They have a Captains Platter there that few grown men could eat. I always order it and an extra plate for my wife and she and I share it. We both end up full and we get a great sampler of everything they have there.

Who is to say people do not order this breakfast and share it with 3 other people. It isn’t anyone else’s business what I order or what the Restaurant provides .

By the way they charge an extra buck for the extra plate, but it’s worth it.

[Yardstick]

Uh huh. Meanwhile the food Nazis don’t say a thing about the gay lifestyle which is a known killer.

[handy old one]

Sound like my Grandfathers breakfast that he ate everyday and lived to be 85.

[left that other site]

I could do without the four black pudding slices.
}:-{<

[JimRed]

Request extra forks; feeds 4-6 people.

[Graybeard58]

The Kidz Breakfast at Jesters Diner in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, includes 12 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages and six eggs and weighs on average 9lb....

Throw in a loaf of toast and I'm there.

I likes me some bread with my food!

Seiesly though, that doesn't sound as if it would weigh 9 lbs.

[aruanan]

Health experts are demanding its removal from the menu and are warning someone with a heart condition could die if they eat it, with each helping amounting to at least 6,000 calories, up to three days' food intake for an average person.

F.U., health experts. Were they not on the public dime, or whatever they use over there, and had to pay their own salaries, they wouldn't be making such demands.