Thanks to stoat for the link!
As stoat noted, only a few of these are actually weird, but they're very...Waffle House.
To: Slings and Arrows
2 posted on
01/28/2012 8:37:17 PM PST by
Ciexyz
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Waffle House's unofficial slogan: "Dinner and a show!"
3 posted on
01/28/2012 8:37:34 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I totally love the Waffle House, but as with anyplace else, I never go unarmed. However, when going there I may take a couple of weapons, rather than one.
4 posted on
01/28/2012 8:43:09 PM PST by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: Slings and Arrows
You haven't really experienced being young and stupid in America until you have a good late night Waffle House story or perhaps a White Castle one. Lots of people don't like the place but I have loved it since my misspent youth.
To: Slings and Arrows
Where I live, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
6 posted on
01/28/2012 8:45:06 PM PST by
Defiant
(If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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7 posted on
01/28/2012 8:45:53 PM PST by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: Slings and Arrows
But does it top Denny’s ?
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To: Slings and Arrows
I figure the waitress hollers “hold the grass” to the cook and someone takes it the wrong way...
11 posted on
01/28/2012 8:51:28 PM PST by
bigbob
To: Slings and Arrows
A shootout between five men Between two men. Among more than two.
Journalism students should really take a few English composition courses.
12 posted on
01/28/2012 8:57:29 PM PST by
ladyjane
To: Slings and Arrows
Waffle House was one of my go to places when I was cramming for finals back in college. Well, when I was taking a break from cramming, actually, but you get the idea.
I love any place where I can get hot tea and deep-fried mozzarella sticks at 3 A.M.
13 posted on
01/28/2012 9:01:27 PM PST by
DemforBush
(Are you any better off than you were $6 trillion ago?)
To: Allegra; pax_et_bonum
Waffle House singing cook ping.
14 posted on
01/28/2012 9:09:21 PM PST by
TheMom
(Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I believe Waffle House hash browns have an addictive drug added to them. I love, love their hash browns-scattered, double covered, double diced. (Let the Waffle House patron understand). Ketchup and Tabasco on the hash browns is essential.
15 posted on
01/28/2012 9:19:21 PM PST by
WXRGina
(Further up and further in!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I thought that an especially well-drawn movie character was the menacing but not-very-verbal thug in Fargo who keeps saying: “Go to pancake house.”
To: Slings and Arrows
Waffle House is one of my favorite places and it rather sucks that they haven't made it up here to New England. So I have to wait until I'm in the Southland to get my WH fix.
However, I know better than to go in there at night, where rarely anything good happens. The prime time for Waffle House is between 5-9am, where you can get an excellent ham & cheese omelet w/grits and bacon.
I always like to throw some coins in the jukebox just to hear some of those "Waffle House" songs, like "Make Mine With Cheese", "Meet Me At The Waffle House", and "There Are Raisins In My Toast."
25 posted on
01/28/2012 10:10:34 PM PST by
SamAdams76
(I am 6 days away from outliving Marty Feldman)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
I ;live in Oregon which means that we get that imitation maple syrup...ask for molasses or ribbon cane syrup and you just get a blank stare in return...and the coffee is horrible.
40 posted on
01/29/2012 12:32:33 AM PST by
crazyhorse691
(Obama is just the symptom of what is destroying the U.S.)
To: Slings and Arrows
We did not have a Waffle house up Norht where I used to live, but we did have "Louies Texas hots" a chain Which was owned by a Greek family.
Worlds best slime dogs and hash browns till I moved down her to Va and tasted their hash browns. Gotta have the Ketchup and tabasco sauce.
42 posted on
01/29/2012 5:16:17 AM PST by
verga
(Only the ignorant disdain intelligence.)
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