[retrokitten]

The way the fashion department seems to be working, it probably would have been traffic cone orange or highlighter yellow.

[Netizen]

LOL

Good point!

Anyone watching the new show Missing? I think Ashley Judd is in it.

[silent_jonny]

PING!

[silent_jonny]

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"How do I look?"

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"Golly, Rafe. You look ... you look fine ..."
"Well I figured if I'm gonna be on American Idol I better dress up."

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"Yeah. Listen, Rafe. There's someone you should talk to.
Someone that can help you with your style."
"Oh? Who?"

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"Hello, Rafe. I'm Tommy Hilfiger."

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"Uhh ... Nice to meetcha."

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"Hmmmmm, now let's see what we have to work with ...
Those overalls aren't exactly a trend right now.
The whole rural look is so '90s ..."

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"Maybe he could just lose the hat--"

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"No! I've got it!"

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"Got what?"

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The answer! You need a suit! Not just any suit--a TIGHT suit!
One that really shows off your physique!"

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"Physique? The Asian lady's right.
I should just take off my hat--"

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"Forget the hat, Rafe!
You need to WOW the crowd! Shock them! And the only way
you can do that is with a tight, form-fitting suit--with stripes!
A Hilfiger Original!"

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"Oy."

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"Come on out, Rafe! Let's have a look atcha!"
"I don't wanna!"
"Aw come on!"

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"LOLZ"

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"I'll tell ya the truth, Andy--I don't think that
Hilfiger knows what the hell he's talkin' about."

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