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1 posted on 01/16/2012 1:48:19 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: martin_fierro; Larry Lucido; writer33

Your input on this critical topic is appreciated.


2 posted on 01/16/2012 1:50:03 PM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
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To: TheOldLady; trisham; onyx

Is there any advice you can offer a velociraptor in a wool suit (moi)?


3 posted on 01/16/2012 1:51:52 PM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
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To: Travis McGee; Squantos; Southack

I know one of you will be able to address the issues of discrimination I — a velociraptor in a wool suit — face, every day.


4 posted on 01/16/2012 1:53:40 PM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
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To: humblegunner; ken5050; cripplecreek

This is an important article about a group that is discriminated against daily.


5 posted on 01/16/2012 1:55:21 PM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
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To: central_va; Keith in Iowa; Berlin_Freeper; SkyDancer

Who has something they can add to this article on this very important MLK day?


6 posted on 01/16/2012 1:56:53 PM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
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To: kristinn; real saxophonist

Some of the old timers here on Free Republic might have some good suggestions for me.


7 posted on 01/16/2012 1:57:55 PM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
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To: Lazamataz

I recommend switching to a poly-blend.

The scratchy wool is making you grumpy.


9 posted on 01/16/2012 1:59:53 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Lazamataz

You know, I think the very name raptor (”thief”) is discriminatory. I think they should be called Theropod-Americans.


10 posted on 01/16/2012 2:01:05 PM PST by denydenydeny (The more a system is all about equality in theory the more it's an aristocracy in practice.)
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To: Lazamataz
Velociraptors are not known for their oral hygiene. Perhaps you need to start there.
11 posted on 01/16/2012 2:01:31 PM PST by SunTzuWu
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To: Lazamataz

You know, I think the very name raptor (”thief”) is discriminatory. I think they should be called Theropod-Americans.


13 posted on 01/16/2012 2:01:39 PM PST by denydenydeny (The more a system is all about equality in theory the more it's an aristocracy in practice.)
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To: Lazamataz

Avoid pirates and ninjas. It’s a lose-lose situation.


14 posted on 01/16/2012 2:01:49 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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We were leaping on police detachments with 20-foot vertical leaps, tearing heads from bodies, and disemboweling police with a single swipe of our vicious claws.

So many young people these days are unaware of the epic
struggles and hard battles fought by Raptors for the most
basic rights supposedly afforded to all of us, both Raptor
and non-Raptor alike.

Personally I'm sickened by the apathy shown toward Raptor
issues, studies, services and basic recognition. It's a freakin' genocide.

17 posted on 01/16/2012 2:03:31 PM PST by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: Lazamataz

Do you have to have dermatology exclusions on your medical insurance?


20 posted on 01/16/2012 2:05:39 PM PST by NEMDF
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Let's face it, discrimination is tough for all of us non-mammilian species.

I was just trying to operate a nice delivery service for well-wishers -- flowers, balloons, and of course, assorted candies.

But that all was ruined by the blatant discrimination and landsharkophobia, personified and made mainstream by those evil haters at Saturday Night Live. After their stereotypical treatment of my business, I couldn't buy a delivery anymore. Soon as was living in the gutter puddles, eating scraps of discarded food and the random toad.

Worse was the derogatory way my name was used. Imagine how you would feel if your name was forever associated with crappy, past-it's-time TV shows. "Jump the Shark" indeed. I'd like to see someone try to jump me. Really. Please. I am so lonely. Getting mugged would be a step up.

23 posted on 01/16/2012 2:07:15 PM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Quit the smoking. You've got a three-chambered heart, fer chrissakes!


24 posted on 01/16/2012 2:07:58 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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“ON this Martin Luther King day, it is customary to review the progress African Americans have made in striding towards a level of equality with the majority races.

Yada yada yada.

Nope, sorry, don’t wanna’ hear it. President: black guy, Att general: black guy. Stfu and get a life!


25 posted on 01/16/2012 2:08:09 PM PST by TalBlack ( Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Lazamataz

One other thing, just to be clear: I would not hit it.


28 posted on 01/16/2012 2:10:12 PM PST by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

“Because of the housing discrimination I face, I must live in the woods, and as you can imagine, there are far fewer people to eat there.”

Dear Mr Thunder Lizard,

It appears that your housing and dining difficulties are commensurate with the situation that we are having locally, that being an excess of Obama voters residing in California.

If you would kindly deign to vacate the woods and relocate to the coastal chaparral of the Los Angeles region your problem, and ours, might be rectified.


34 posted on 01/16/2012 2:15:41 PM PST by Pelham (Vultures for Romney. We pluck your carcass)
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To: Lazamataz
If I stand by your side, will you refrain from eating me?


36 posted on 01/16/2012 2:16:17 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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39 posted on 01/16/2012 2:19:15 PM PST by anglian
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