A fat, hairy women in a sundress walks into a bar in Australia raises her arm and shouts,
‘Who’s gonna buy the lady a drink!!?’
No one answers apart from a drunk sitting at the other end of the bar.
‘I’ll buy the ballerina a drink!’ he says.
The barman gives the women the drink, she downs it one and slams the glass down on the bar then raising her arm in the air again she shouts,
‘Who’s gonna buy the lady another drink then !!?’
Again the drunk say’s,
‘I’ll buy the ballerina a drink !’
With that the barman says to the drunk.
‘Look mate, I don’t bloody care who you buy drinks for, but why do you keep calling her a Ballerina !?’
The drunk replies,
‘well anyone who can raise their leg that high must be a ballerina !!!’
Fair enough, gator! I actually thought the joke was about Ron Reagan Jr. until the drunk said part of her looked as if it might be able to dance or have body hair.
Thanks for the chuckle. Still laughing!!!
I made the ...er...tactical error of reading that joke to me wife.
I will be out in the barn for the balance of the evening ...
Reminds me of the old blind city gentleman who walked past the fish stand, tipped his hat, and said, “Good morning, ladies.”