13 billion years old? Man, that’s a lot of candles to buy for a cake.
“Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear galaxy,
Happy birthday to you!
Blow out the candles!
Oh oh! Looks like you got 12 billion, 360 million, 245 thousand and four girlfriends! Big galaxy with no lungs!”
What do you buy a galaxy for his birthday?
“Here, I got you a Hot Wheels car. It’s a Mustang. Bobby was gonna get you some track to put on that solar system over there. It even has a loop-the-loop!””