Jeter gives autograph swag to one-night stands

nypost ^ | December 14, 2011 | EMILY SMITH and TARA PALMERI

[doug from upland]

Not so classy, captain!

Yankees star Derek Jeter, one of New York’s most eligible hunks since his split with longtime gal pal Minka Kelly, is bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad — and then coldly sending them home alone with gift baskets of autographed memorabilia.

The Yankees captain’s wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am kiss-offs came to light when he mistakenly pulled the stunt twice on the same woman — forgetting she had been an earlier conquest, a pal told The Post.

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.

“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”

Jeter, who fiercely guards his privacy to protect his All-American image and multimillion-dollar marketability, split with the gorgeous actress Kelly this summer and has been playing the field ever since.

[Lazlo in PA]

I'm sure these party chicks are very excited to get a signed baseball cap after their dalliance.

What a ridiculous story.

[hosepipe]

The hoes hoed around with the main hoe..
Something sucks and it ain’t Jeter..

[doug from upland]

Koufax had no choice but to leave the game. He had a painful arthritic elbow.

[Whitebread]

Jeter is always scoring !

[38special]

Treat her nice, do it twice!

[Williams]

Sluts get what they deserve, and that definitely includes the idiot who did it twice even though he didn’t remember her from the first time.

[mriguy67]

I wonder if these women claim this stuff on their income taxes

[mriguy67]

I wonder if these women claim this stuff on their income taxes

[Lucky2]

I guess they all look the same after awhile...

[MamaDearest]

I thought he and A-Rod were going steady.

He hasn't made it through the entire list of Hollywood starlets yet (after the guys before him)!

[KantianBurke]

[The Cajun]

In his prime, there was nobody better than Jeter at shortstop.
Still amazed by some of his defensive plays.
Never got into trouble from doping or running his mouth, to my knowledge anyway.
Tries to keep his private life private.
Been a Yankee fan since a kid (That's from when Dizzy Dean was broadcasting the *Game of the week* on TV Saturday afternoon).

Nuff said :^)

[Grunthor]

Why do people continue to care what other grown-ups do behind closed doors?

[AnotherUnixGeek]

That's hilarious. "Thanks for coming, and please enjoy this lovely gift basket to share with the Yankee fans in your life. Go Yankees!"

I wonder if Jeter prepares a bunch of these gift baskets every weekend - a regular chore like laundry or something. What a life.

[dragonblustar]

Anderson Cooper wants his balls signed by A-Rod.

[Pelham]

In Western societies that concern often derives from the 6th chapter of Paul’s letter to the Corinthians, and similar sources.

[Kickass Conservative]

>”Anderson Cooper wants his balls signed by A-Rod”<

I hope A-Rod isn't using a Sharpie.

[MediaMole]

Maybe he should start giving them signed Valtrex tablets.

[usadave]

It's good to be Jeter.

I should have paid more attention in little league.

Just go out and find yourself a woman and you'll be doing the same thing that Jeter is doing.