[JoeProBono]

[goseminoles]

Silverware??

[jakerobins]

Did they find out Obama is really a robot? (Awesome-O? LOL)

[Interesting Times]

Metal plate in the head?

[Kakaze]

Drunk or high and just “goofin” around......damned embarrassment.

[Sen Jack S. Fogbound]

Metal Chasity Belt? And Michelle has the key?

[PhiloBedo]

The crack pipe in his pocket.

[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

He also sets off the Gaydar, but I digress.

[jimbo123]

A special toy for his weekend romp with Reggie Love.

[zbogwan2]

Maybe the Ones/Wons packing, and or, he’s worried sick about weapons being brought onto/into the WH????

[BenLurkin]

"I just wanted to see what it was like getting in here," Obama said.

So...his masters need to know that. But for what foul end?

[nesnah]

“Wearing” chrome-plated ben-wa balls would do that.

[Arrowhead1952]

If there was a BS and crap detector, it would go off every time he got near the door.

[mmanager]

His “Grill”

[Library Lady]

I heard alarm bells before he was elected.

[ExCTCitizen]

Earlier, former U.S. Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn., was spotted emerging from the White House.

trespassing??

[hattend]

Another party?

FUBO