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1 posted on 11/30/2011 9:36:17 AM PST by Winstons Julia
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To: Winstons Julia

Ronald Reagan’s lost parrot joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R22Cxa6lCpk


2 posted on 11/30/2011 9:39:48 AM PST by MontaniSemperLiberi (Moutaineers are Always Free)
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To: Winstons Julia

‘Owl’s Head Park’

uh oh


3 posted on 11/30/2011 9:40:16 AM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Winstons Julia

OH NO Obama escaped from the cage again


4 posted on 11/30/2011 9:41:24 AM PST by ggwyo
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To: Winstons Julia

Gotta new agent....heading to Vegas


5 posted on 11/30/2011 9:48:33 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Winstons Julia

`e’s just restin’.


6 posted on 11/30/2011 9:48:43 AM PST by tumblindice
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To: Winstons Julia
Parrots are wonderful companions. They live about as long as humans and I truly hope they find Captain before he catches pneumonia or something.

But I'm reminded of the joke about one of those punk rockers with colored hair who notices an old man staring at him.

"What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life," he asks.

The old man nods and says "I got so drunk when I was young once that I had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be the result."

7 posted on 11/30/2011 10:14:01 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Winstons Julia; tumblindice
Performing parrot lost in NY

The Amazon green-and-yellow? Beautiful plumage. Probably just pinin' for the rainforests.

10 posted on 11/30/2011 4:27:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ex-parrot?)
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