[al baby]

I lost all my guns and incandescents in a boating mishap

[Mich Patriot]

"I lost all my guns and incandescents in a boating mishap"

That is both unfortunate, and totally awesome.

[Erasmus]

At least you could have retrieved the incandescents because they were floating.

Too bad you had also lost your net in the same accident, so you couldn’t retrieve them.

Then some ducks came by and took them to their nests, never to be seen again.