Posted on 11/18/2011 8:04:17 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
Miami Gardens police believe there may be more people victimized by a fake doctor accused of conducting bizarre cosmetic surgeries that resulted in the hospitalization of at least one of his "patients."
Cops say 30-year-old Oneal Ron Harris injected a substance consisting of cement, "fix-a-flat," mineral oil, and "super glue," into his victim as a butt enhancement and then sealed the incision with "super glue."
The injections resulted in what police called a "serious medical condition," requiring the victim to be hospitalized.
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And invest in butt rebuilding."
Right about then is when Michelle slapped him.
Fix-a-flat LMAO
You just cannot make up stuff like this.
No sitting until the butt hardens.
3rd thread, just great!
She must be a real harda$$...
There is a certain part of the population that needs keepers.
Quack patients.
And even if it was, there ain't enough of that to Fix THAT.
Throw his ass in jail
At his/her trial, I wonder what the REBUTTAL argument is going to sound like.
If this had taken place in Massachusetts, according to a FR sidebar article, transgendered people are now treated as a protected class. In this case, it would be more like a “protected ass”.
Nothing like being the “butt” of a joke on FR. You’re gonna get is from all sides, even if your butt is on all sides.
She was so beautiful before she ruined herself.
I am considered a big enough butt by those who know me, to ever feel the need to visit Doctor Quack Quack.
Rectum! It almost killed him.
Its a shame what vanity can do.
I know that joke. How about this one?
Did you hear about the tragedy at the airport? A man with a donkey/cart had an accident. The donkey backed into an airplane propeller.
Did it kill the donkey?
No, but it was a dis-assed-her.
That is a mess of rump right there!!!!!
No fix a flat n that.
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