It’s just The Love Boat
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we’re expecting you!
.....
And love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore
It’s a Russian warship
Defending a murderous regime
I don’t have to rhyme
Because I can’t think of anything that rhymes with regime
The love boat!
Also, the Russian Navy is mostly rusty junk. Before Obama, we could have defeated it in two weeks. Now, I don't know.