Uranus spins tipped over on its side...Only after heavy drinking.
1 posted on
10/31/2011 10:21:15 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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***Something Has Exploded In a Spectacular Fashion On Uranus***
Nope, nope, false alarm. Only a fart.
2 posted on
10/31/2011 10:23:46 PM PDT by
irishtenor
(Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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Fry: “Hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus.” *laughs*
Leela: “I don’t get it.”
Professor: “I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.”
Fry: “Oh. What’s it called now?”
Professor: “Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.”
Fry: “Hehe, no, no, I think I’ll just smell around a bit over here.”
4 posted on
10/31/2011 10:26:19 PM PDT by
DManA
To: PJ-Comix
Something on Uranus has erupted Maybe on yours, all is quiet here.
Sounds like you got some bad grub with your el-cheapo coupons??
Be very careful with open flames for a day or so.........
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9 posted on
10/31/2011 10:30:51 PM PDT by
Feline_AIDS
(A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone.)
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Was this it?
10 posted on
10/31/2011 10:32:55 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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The simplest being we know very little about Uranus, mostly due to its incredible distance form Earth and because it's, well, frankly one of the more "boring" planets out there.Hardly. What graduate student would apply for a grant to study Uranus?
...would reply in a job interview when asked what their thesis was on, "Uranus", and expect to get employment?
...would tell perspective girlfriends they were busy "studying Uranus"...
No wonder no one has touched that planet with a 10 foot pole...
11 posted on
10/31/2011 10:34:20 PM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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Suddenly the bathroom scene from Dumb and Dumber popped into my head.
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***Something on Uranus has erupted****
Them planetary emrods are a bitch. A need for Planetary Pazo or Prep-H.
13 posted on
10/31/2011 10:35:40 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
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That’s why the proctologist wanted to cauterize those hemorrhoids.
14 posted on
10/31/2011 10:36:49 PM PDT by
Nik Naym
(It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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15 posted on
10/31/2011 10:36:54 PM PDT by
Tex-Con-Man
(T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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The news is exciting for a number of reasons. The simplest being we know very little about Uranus, mostly due to its incredible distance form Earth and because it's, well, frankly one of the more "boring" planets out there.Cool name, though.
16 posted on
10/31/2011 10:40:52 PM PDT by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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17 posted on
10/31/2011 10:41:45 PM PDT by
Captain Beyond
(The Hammer of the gods! (Just a cool line from a Led Zep song))
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Add to that the fact that Uranus's northern hemisphere gets sunlight for 42 straight years .... Nonsense. The sun never shines on Uranus.
19 posted on
10/31/2011 10:57:16 PM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They cirle Uranus looking for Klingons. Sorry I couldn't help myself!
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Something Has Exploded In a Spectacular Fashion On Uranus
I don't think porn is allowed.
22 posted on
10/31/2011 11:09:17 PM PDT by
lewislynn
( What does the global warming movement and the Fairtax movement have in commom? Misinformation)
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Juss wunnering...didgya ping Laz?
23 posted on
10/31/2011 11:15:31 PM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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A serious scientific headline...
..that is giving me an extraordinary case of the giggles.
I mean, I DARE you to read that headline out loud and keep a straight face. Unless of course you’ve had your sense of humor surgically removed.
26 posted on
10/31/2011 11:38:37 PM PDT by
hoagy62
(The United States of America. Great idea...while it lasted.)
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But now, apparently, it's amazing again, all because of a mystery explosion in its atmosphere. Damn Uranian shoe bombers.
27 posted on
10/31/2011 11:54:30 PM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Come on people; give me a break, I about spewed tea all over my keyboard.
28 posted on
10/31/2011 11:59:37 PM PDT by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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Broccoli and Cabbage .... toss in a Ham and Bean dish and I’m just about avoidable
TT
31 posted on
11/01/2011 12:15:18 AM PDT by
TexasTransplant
(Radical islam is real islam. Moderate islam is the trojan horse.)
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