Posted on 10/28/2011 6:16:08 PM PDT by anotherBarbarian
Edited on 10/28/2011 6:36:31 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....
OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.
Right hand side of the desk under that thingy there?
Nope, but I found a county auto tax bill that DP was studiously ignoring. And it’s not overdue yet!
Oops ... and an exterminator bill from March. I’m sure they rebilled it and I paid it in June!
How about center of that mass right there on teh desk?
Was in in the drawer under the coffee maker?
Wait. Nobody ever told me this was confidential.
Does this mean that Tax-chick, Anoreth, and I need to get our matching "Why Barbarian was zotted" tattoos removed?
Naaah.
That wasn’t the confidential part.
Hiya pal!
Oh my, don’t apologize! You have nothing to apologize for!! I can only imagine the turmoil his passing caused, and I am just so sorry for your loss. My father passed about a year and a half ago from cancer, and it’s still hard to take. I can’t imagine what you must have been going through.
You take care of you and your kids. You will all be in my prayers!
Found it. It was mixed in with the medical bills that DP is studiously ignoring.
We’re going to have to go Out after lunch. I left some important papers at church last night, and I need to return some music I borrowed. At least it’s currently not raining.
Maybe ‘Face got tattoo’ed with y’all in this unfortunate event: I swore a blood oath to OldTax-lady that I never would. (Also that I wouldn’t ride a motorcycle or be a teenage mother, a police officer, or a CIA agent.)
I will never divulge where and when I got may Tat. And if anyone thinks they know, it’s a lie. I was never “there,” no one saw me, and they can’t prove I was in on it.
All I have is an empire #2 pencil point in my right forearm.
I’d like to studiously ignore my bills, too, but unfortunately, all it does is make them harder to pay when I “find” them again. The concussions did a really nasty job on my reasoning/math skills.
You can always claim it’s a GPS chip for when you go into the Lower Levels...;o]
Every few days, I smile vaguely and say, “Do you think you might get a chance to look at the accumulated medical bills in the next few days?” If it goes on too long, I escalate to, “Would you like the children and me to go see your employee benefits office about how to deal with these?” That gets action on the most urgent items.
It’s his blasted employer, and he set up the insurance policy without consulting me, so it’s 100% his responsibility, in my opinion.
#2 pencils are always breaking. That’s why I order #3s from the manufacturer in bulk lots.
Howdy. Minus 4 right now. It was minus 12 at some point when the dog thought he wanted out.
LOL!
It’s the old Empire #2 pencil lead that melts when it gets warm enough.
We used to melt the stuff on the school radiators just for fun.
70 here, and looks like it will rain again soon.
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