Skip to comments.Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted
Posted on 10/28/2011 6:16:08 PM PDT by anotherBarbarianEdited on 10/28/2011 6:36:31 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. Im a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....
OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.
Well actually, it’s didn’t hurt nearly as much as having my legs sawed off (6/9/10 and 10/4/11). But in all honesty I must admit they did bolt them back on. I look like Frankenstein down the sides of my south end, and I’ll probably never make it past the TSA if I ever have to fly again...but life’s good.
LOL, don’t sweat it, your demolished finger will be enshrined due to the public service it rendered on the last day of existence.
Though with the right coffee it may be good as new.
I may happen to know of said coffee.
I am not voting for Romney. I don’t give a blue damn how much the Romneybot RINO crowd whines I am not voting for a socialist who pretends to be a conservative. If that means Obama gets re-elected then so be it. At least we’ll have a socialist who isn’t a Republican traitor.
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Good Morning, all, it’s post-Halloween blues here for me. Didn’t get to go out scaring kids yesterday.
Good morning! I’m sure you’re making your new birdly friend very happy.
Frank woke up around 5:15 this morning, and I knew the coffee wasn’t ready yet (starts at 5:30) so I talked him into getting into bed with me to get warm, and we slept until 7:00, when Pat got up and started loudly squeaking doors and Ash heard Pat and so on ...
We’ll be at the library when it opens at 10:00, and then going to church, followed by the bank, and a quick grocery stop because I need chorizo or prosciutto for a soup tonight. A pork roast is in the crockpot; I’ll save the bone to make beans for the homeless mission in a week or two.
I had to fill in for my boss.
So I didn’t get to dress up as a Tusken Sand Raider and score candy that way by scaring the kids.
What’s the world coming to Sarge?
Sand Raider - LOL!
I dress up as Death - black cloak, black hood, black robe and shoes - though the beer gut ruins the gaunt image a bit...
I wandered outside a couple of times to see what was going on, dressed as the pregnant woman who shops at Goodwill. Don’t know if I scared anyone but my own kids, who were eating the candy they were supposed to distribute.
I had thought opf the perfect spot to sit before leaping out too.
I’d have scored oodles of candy.
But I was called into work.
Someone suggested that the Death-beer-gut issue can be solved by saying, “I am eating souls, are you next?”
That may actually work.
“Hey kid, try not to make your soul too fattening, OKAY?! I gotta watch my arteries..heh heh heh.”
I turned to the missus with a ‘dismemberd hand’ and said, “Do you need a hand with that, love?”
From her reaction, I take it that she meant she needed help, not the fake hand set on what she was carrying.
LOL! That’s a great idea - I’ll suggest it to my sons for next year.
I had a visitor yesterday morning, and when she knocked on the door, I answered it — I was wearing my frog mask, of course, and I thought she would wet her pants from laughing so hard.
yah. like that.
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