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Best. Zombie. Accessory. Ever. (Zombie Max ammo from Hornady!)
Hornady Ammunition Company ^ | October 14th, 2011 | Hornady Ammuntion Company

Posted on 10/18/2011 9:48:37 PM PDT by Guy Gardner

Just in Case!

Hornady Manufacturing introduces Zombie Max ammunition. Be prepared - supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition, loaded with proven...yes, proven Z-Max bullets ...(have you seen a Zombie?).

Make sure your "bug out bag" is ready with nothing but the best.

Zombie Max ammunition is available in:

Put the dead to rest for good - visit a major sporting goods retailer near you to outfit yourself with Zombie Max ammunition.

But please note, Hornady Zombie Max ammunition is not a toy. It is intended only to be used on zombies, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Zombie Max ammunition.

Again, we repeat, Zombie Max ammunition is for use on zombies only - that's not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say zombies, we mean zombies.



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To: MHGinTN

.40, dear sir. Zombies scoff at 9.


21 posted on 10/18/2011 10:57:15 PM PDT by Lazamataz (When I see pictures or videos of the Occupation, all that I see is an ocean of mostly white faces.)
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To: Guy Gardner
Frickin hilarious. I wonder if they did anything other than relabel the boxes, like a different finish, or even different metal for the payloads? Were I still in the US, I'd buy a box just for the novelty.

On a more serious note, is anyone aware of an analysis of the current obsession with zombies? There's a wonderful essay by Robert Bloch called "Heritage of Horror" that looks at horror over the majority of the 20th century, with explanations for why movie monsters have changed over time, from Frankenstein's monster as the threat of misunderstood science in the 30s, hence made ridiculous in the 40s because real evil had been revealed by Hitler. As time went on, we faced extraterrestrials and mad scientists who wanted to either destroy the world or take it over. When they became jejeune, movies turned to religious horror with The Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby etc. I highly recommend you read it, and if anyone knows of an updated analysis that might explain the fixation on zombies, I'd love to know.

Here's a googlified link to the google books copy of Bloch's essay: http://goo.gl/xdXv7

22 posted on 10/18/2011 10:59:02 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: Lazamataz
.40, dear sir. Zombies scoff at 9.

They'll might scoff a little, but not for long with Remington Golden Sabre 9's.

Same effect as a .45 on a semipermeable mass.

23 posted on 10/18/2011 11:05:07 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: dfwgator

Zombies love Brains, but will happen to all the Democraps and ODumbo since they have no Brains?


24 posted on 10/18/2011 11:12:46 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Guy Gardner

Brownells is into the act, too. http://www.brownells.com/aspx/general/zombie.aspx FWIW, we’re having a zombie shoot in Como, MS on the 30th. http://events.r20.constantcontact.com/register/event?llr=6kndtjfab&oeidk=a07e4tnzf73a3539c1b&oseq=a001gmnsyj2a


25 posted on 10/18/2011 11:23:56 PM PDT by ebshumidors ( Marksmanship and YOUR heritage http://www.appleseedinfo.org)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL - I don’t care who you are. That right there is funny.


26 posted on 10/18/2011 11:55:17 PM PDT by Talisker (History will show the Illuminati won the ultimate Darwin Award.)
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To: dfwgator

Brain and brain, what is brain?!

“Spock’s Brain”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spock%27s_Brain


27 posted on 10/19/2011 2:38:12 AM PDT by PastorBooks
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To: Little Pig

“if anyone knows of an updated analysis that might explain the fixation on zombies, I’d love to know.”

I have wondered if it has something to do with people noticing that the bonds that hold society together are disintegrating rapidly. We just saw riots in Britain, where crowds of angry young people were breaking, stealing and torching anything they could. The crowds gathering in US cities are saying they may do the same.

What would you do if you were attacked by a large group of people? Our minds don’t want to go there. It could happen.

Zombies? It is easier to imagine something that cannot happen, and think out our reactions to it, rather than think about what could actually happen.


28 posted on 10/19/2011 2:52:18 AM PDT by PastorBooks
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To: Little Pig
“if anyone knows of an updated analysis that might explain the fixation on zombies, I’d love to know.”

Zombies, in the parlance of survivalists, is a codeword for the unprepared masses who, upon the collapse of civilization or the global economy, are, effectively, the living dead, and these will roam about, pillaging and looting before they succumb to deprivation or at the hands of the prepared, as they (the zombies) attempt to overrun and steal the survivalist's supplies.

The recent riots and looting in England could be said to have been a rather localized or limited outbreak of "zombies".

29 posted on 10/19/2011 3:26:48 AM PDT by bkopto (Obama is merely a symptom of a more profound, systemic disease in American body politic.)
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To: Guy Gardner

yes, proven Z-Max bullets ...(have you seen a Zombie?).

I saw plenty of them at the OWS rally in NY


30 posted on 10/19/2011 4:20:31 AM PDT by rlpfly ( PO BO)
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To: Lazamataz

Tie the treadmills to a series of alternators and you could go off the grid.


31 posted on 10/19/2011 4:37:49 AM PDT by 11Bush
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To: Guy Gardner
I need several mags of the .308 Zombie loads.
32 posted on 10/19/2011 5:24:07 AM PDT by Big_Harry (Ecc10:2 "A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left")
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To: Little Pig
On a more serious note, is anyone aware of an analysis of the current obsession with zombies?

Check out Spengler's recent (Sept. 7) article over at atimes.com!

"How the hijackers changed American culture"

The Complete Spengler

33 posted on 10/19/2011 9:05:12 AM PDT by Moltke (Always retaliate first.)
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To: Big_Harry

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Not very efficient unless the zombies start learning small unit tactics and build fire bases.


34 posted on 10/24/2011 11:12:32 AM PDT by papertyger (What has islam ever accomplished that treacherous, opportunistic, brutality couldn't do on its own?)
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To: papertyger

“Not very efficient unless the zombies start learning small unit tactics and build fire bases.”

LOL! The 7.62 NATO FN FAL was probably the best battle rifle of the last 60 years IMHO. If McNamera had not sold us out for the M 16, this or a variant would have been our issue rifle. With the barrel bobbed to 18” it looks like what is being issued in Afghanistan for the boys to get a little more reach and a lot more stop. With a 100 rd, dual drum feed, the old (but accurate, 1.5 moa), FAL of mine would shoot with the new FNs being issued for a whole heck of a lot less money. Talk about Zombie killin’!


35 posted on 10/24/2011 12:55:51 PM PDT by Big_Harry (Ecc10:2 "A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left")
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To: Big_Harry

But that’s precisely my point: you don’t use a Louiseville Slugger to spray for bugs!


36 posted on 10/24/2011 2:05:23 PM PDT by papertyger (What has islam ever accomplished that treacherous, opportunistic, brutality couldn't do on its own?)
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To: papertyger
"But that’s precisely my point: you don’t use a Louiseville Slugger to spray for bugs!" I like the old saying, "If you have to make a hole, make one you can be proud of!" I use a .375-338 for deer and hogs.
37 posted on 10/24/2011 4:21:10 PM PDT by Big_Harry (Ecc10:2 "A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left")
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