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To: xsmommy; secret garden; VRWCmember; Slip18; SoothingDave; Gabz; Guenevere; Texan5; NicknamedBob; ...
IT'S ABOUT DANG TIME!!!

Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but now I must discretely sneak back down the hall to dry off and get dressed. Anybody who tries to grab the towel off my waist will find himself (or herself) in detention.

2 posted on 10/12/2011 5:03:02 AM PDT by VRWCmember (If it wern't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: VRWCmember

Good morning! Rumor has it Perry was more languid than energetic last night. We watched hockey instead.


6 posted on 10/12/2011 5:05:53 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: VRWCmember

good to see your languid behind posting the thread on a weds for a change! ; )


12 posted on 10/12/2011 5:43:00 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: VRWCmember

To visualise the word “languid”
One could picture a sleeping cat,
Or Michelle Antoinette eating cake
While lecturing on kids and fat

Like Miss Muffet on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey-
I’ll bet no spider is big enough
To scare Mrs. Michelle away

As she gobbles her way through
Many courses to thunder thighs
And clothes cut to hide her big ass
So no one will notice her size


35 posted on 10/12/2011 1:32:40 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...")
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