I must ask for an explaination about golfing naked.
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Well, we lived on the 9th hole of a country club and I was 3 years old and never wore clothes. William Demarest was hosting a celebrity golf tournament. I got loose about the time they got to the 9th hole (of 18), ran out on the course and started hitting the golf balls with my plastic golf clubs. Kissinger tried to catch me by chasing me in the golf cart. He caught me and returned me to my mother. My mother later got a really nasty note from the country club about the incident since they had to start the tournament over. But summarizing it as playing golf naked with Kissinger sounds better. LOL.
LOL! I like that one the best of the stories.