[Celtic Cross]

I've gone to bed and I'll check if there is any responses in the morning. Thanks again.

[struggle]

THE FLOWBEE

[Drango]

FLOWBEE bump! (not really, and I don't use the thing...I just never had an excuse to post about flowbee.)

[PGR88]

I haven’t paid a barber in 15 years. As long as you don’t mind looking like Sigourney Weaver Aliens 3, its easy.

[Revolting cat!]

IBBJ (In Before Bad Jokes)

[redhead]

Three options:

1. Girlfriend or wife who isn't afraid to use a clipper outfit.

2. Start with the biggest guide attachment. Do the upper parts of your hair with this and BE CAREFUL NOT TO PRESS TOO HARD, OR YOU WILL KNOCK THE GUIDE OFF AND GIVE YOURSELF A GIANT "OOPS." Gradually change to smaller guides as you go around your head until you achieve the desired length.

3. Barter with a friend who will trim your hair in exchange for a barter item.

[Avery Iota Kracker]

The easy thing is a buzz cut with an electric clippers. The quarter inch one.

I taught myself to cut my hair with a scissors (barber’s type recommended) by feeling the length of the hair. No rear mirror necessary.

Takes a bit of practice, start small.

No guts no glory.

[Revolting cat!]

A couple or three weeks ago I did my crew cut haircut m’self (ain’t gonna pay twenny bucks to have my noodle shaved!)

I still missed a few clumps and required a re-do by my daughter.

[Tainan]

ping...Can ya help a brother out here?




...yuk yuk yuk

[Avery Iota Kracker]

Forgot to mention the great advantage of learning to cut your own hair with a scissors: you just trim every few days, you never really need what is thought of as a “haircut.”

[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

ROBOCUT

It works VERY well. You can cut almost any style with it, too.

[RandallFlagg]

"Thou shalt NOT cut thine hair. Thou shalt remain in '80's mode....."

[farmguy]

Started using a razor comb. Between that and a trim scissors, I haven’t been to the barber in three years. Not real hard to do and when I cut it, I leave enough so that it still lies in place. Side benefit is that I trim it a little each week so I never look scalped.

[Flag_This]

I've never had any problems cutting my own hair.

[Celtic Cross]

Wow, just though I'd check in before going to sleep and replies already. Thank you kindly for the advice y'all.*

*See, I'm cultivating a southern accent as well.

[JRandomFreeper]

1/4" comb on horse or dog clippers. Stroke across your head mindlessly until hair quits falling off. Shower. Shave. Always shower after. Then you have 2 of the three S's taken care of.

Appear in formation, clean, dry, and sober, with a nice, tight haircut.

Leave for the NCO club at 1700.

Rinse and repeat as required.

/johnny

[GlockThe Vote]

Shave my head and love it. Clean, neat, etc. Will never go back.

[jennings2004]

I do the “boot camp” special about every 3 weeks....eat ice cream with the money saved...:))

[Revolting cat!]

But really, why would you want to cut it? It looks great on you!

[Jack Hydrazine]

Put one of these on your head...

And then cut (with scissors or buzz cutters) around the edge of the bowl...

And then you look like this guy!!!!

I hear this particular kind of haircut is popular in Liechtenstein, Transylvania, and in the more remote regions of Outer Mongolia. I think there may be a order of monks on the Isle of Zanzibar that find it quite humbling.

[WePledge]

The doctor who doctors himself has a fool for a patient. If you also spin and weave your own cloth and drive a buggy....