Copperhead bites aren’t fatal.... KMA, they’ll make you wish you were dead. If you are already sick ( cancer, diabetes, turd in the aorta) etc. It will kill you.
“Turd in the aorta” -
Doctor - “Mr. Johnson, I’m afraid you have a turd in the aorta. Take two tablespoons of liquid plumber and call me in the morning.”
You owe me a keyboard.