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The Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums of All-Time!
yahoo.com ^ | 9.27.11

Posted on 09/27/2011 5:32:43 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch

10) Kiss - Music From "The Elder": There comes a time in every young man's life where he must confront the fact that some bands aren't meant to evolve, because when they do, they're worse. New drummer Eric Carr showed up just in time to be part of the worst album in the KISS catalog. It's a concept album, based on an idea from the man who would put his name on anything if it generated a buck, Gene Simmons. Before Loutallica, Lou Reed co-wrote three of the songs here. I guess, even crappiness takes practice!

Purchase instead: Kiss, Hotter Than Hell, Dressed to Kill, Alive!, Alive II, and a KISS pinball machine and/or coffin.

9) Def Leppard - Slang: The 1980s were over. Just as big hair looked kinda dumb and dated while everyone was flyin' the flannel, so, too, did big super-precise productions sound ill-fitted for the new decade when everyone whined. So, after Adrenalize sounded tired, Def Leppard went back to basics. Even drummer Rick Allen used an acoustic kit. But no one buys Def Leppard albums for their natural tone. Metal dudes buy them because their girlfriends like them. And their girlfriends miss the grand productions like they secretly miss their big hair! Be who you are!

Purchase instead: High ‘n' Dry and a case of Aqua-Net hairspray.

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To: WoofDog123
LOL, I just went into my Maiden collection (whole discography, actually), and I called Somewhere In Time Stranger in a Strange Land. Wow, it has been a while. Anyway, sorry for the whoops, there, Maiden fans.
121 posted on 09/28/2011 8:30:25 PM PDT by America_Right (Beat 0bama With a CAIN 2012)
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To: InvisibleChurch

What’s the worst Ed Wood film, Kenny G. Album, Thomas Kinkade painting or Danielle Steele novel? To find out and decide, you’d have to experience the sludge of it all. No thanks!


122 posted on 09/28/2011 8:33:47 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: GlockThe Vote

I’m driving to Chicago to see Priest in November. It’s their last world tour. I saw Motorhead in KC earlier this year Great show!


123 posted on 09/29/2011 3:58:49 AM PDT by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: GlockThe Vote
American Thrash Metal

Chuck Norris used to play guitar. Chuck Norris met Alex Skolnick. Chuck Norris no longer plays guitar.

124 posted on 09/29/2011 4:05:25 AM PDT by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: nonliberal

Do you know of Criss Oliva?


125 posted on 09/29/2011 7:54:23 PM PDT by wastedyears (Attaaack Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch)
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To: America_Right

Have you heard The Talisman off of The Final Frontier?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGxY3Tq80a4


126 posted on 09/29/2011 7:57:05 PM PDT by wastedyears (Attaaack Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch)
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To: wastedyears

Criss Oliva. Savatage. They have some great stuff.


127 posted on 09/30/2011 3:44:42 AM PDT by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: wastedyears
Have you heard The Talisman off of The Final Frontier?

Nope. Oh, wow... Another EPIC tune! My discography was incomplete. I didn't even know that album existed. I own it now. THANK YOU! I didn't have A Matter of Life and Death either. For one of my favorite bands, I sure don't keep up with them very well...

128 posted on 09/30/2011 9:50:36 PM PDT by America_Right (Beat 0bama With a CAIN 2012)
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