Well, if that's the premise of this thread I am compelled to post as an antagonist!
For our next POTUS I support a man whom Rush Limbaugh stated was his "dream candidate".
A man whom Sarah Palin stated, "He does what is right regardless of whether it is popular. He walks the walk of a true conservative. Not every child is born into ideal circumstances, but every life is sacred, Rick Perry knows this it is at the core of his being."
A man whom Mark Levin and Senator Jim Inhofe have attested as to his conservative bona fides.
This man is currently the governor of the great state of Texas.
This man will be the GOP nominee.
This man will rout Obama and oust him from the White House.
This man will lead in returning America back to her lofty position as economic powerhouse and beacon of liberty.

Straight shooter & authentic American,
Rick Perry
Since this thread has been officially Hijacked, if you are going to break the posting rule, you have to post a relevant but clean joke or two.
President Obama has closed the Washington Monument in the aftermath of the Virginia earthquake. Barack's friend Bill Ayers will be hired for the demolition work.
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