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Since this thread has been officially Hijacked, if you are going to break the posting rule, you have to post a relevant but clean joke or two.
President Obama has closed the Washington Monument in the aftermath of the Virginia earthquake. Barack's friend Bill Ayers will be hired for the demolition work.***
Q. What does Barack Obama intend to do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?
A. Blame it on George Bush.
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BHO'S TSA
Q. Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?
A. They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.
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Obama claims that he has a balanced budget plan. It's exactly one half smoke and one half mirrors.
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Good News, Bad News
The good news is that Obama has finally begun drilling for oil. The bad news is that he's only drilling in our strategic oil reserve.
The good news is that Obama has finally created some jobs. The bad news is that they're all in India.
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