I’m getting my list together for the Obama Speech Drinking Game:
“our crumbling infrastructure”
“green jobs”
“get America back to work”
“invest in our future”
“put partisanship aside”
“I’m asking you to join me”
“I believe we can build a better America”
“9/11”
“ten years ago”
“tough times”
“but we are tougher”
“Some are saying”
“the wealthiest among us”
“We are a resilient people”
“From (somewhere) to (somewhere) and to the (something) (somewhere)”
“Get this economy moving”
“for all of us”
“Our children are our future”
“I remember my grandma Toot always saying. . . .”
“The (occupation) in (city), the (occupation) in (city), and the (adjective) (occupation) (phrase) in (city). . . .” For example: “We need to . . . blah blah blah . . . for the bricklayer in Boston, the auto worker in Detroit, and the struggling single mother going to night school and raising her kids in Chicago. . . .”
And, of course, the standard “Let me be clear,” “Make no mistake,” and “As I’ve said before.”
(One word you will NOT hear: “stimulus.” Not good politically.)
I wouldn’t have wrote those down. Now they are stuck in your head and will not go away.
You just plagarized his whole speech! LOL
So Obama is going to propose spending another 400 Trillion to jumpstart jobs?
I thought we just passed a new debt ceiling at the end of July!
Charles,
I bow to your awesomeness...I think you stole his teleprompter.
“We have to raise our tax revenues”
“My birth certificate”
“Double dip recession”
“Clean and Economical Solar Power from Your Large Rooftop
by Solyndra”
“Unemployment at 9.1%”
I’m a serious beer drinker (once killed a 12 pack just to watch it die) but even I couldn’t keep up in this game. You younger guys. . . Go For It!
Can someone call 911 when I get alcohol poisoning during this drinking game? I’m drinking straight up shots!!!
Don’t forget “inherited”
Throw some conjuntions in between those quotes and you have Bat Ear’s whole furshlugginer speech.