For beer, I would love the return of Reingold, the Dry Beer.
“the Dry Beer” BWAAAA!
“During the cleanup of the WTC site following the collapse of the towers on September 11, 2001, numerous Rheingold beer cans were found in the rubble, having been hidden in the beams of the building decades earlier by construction workers who had drunk the beers on the job.”
Olde Frothingslosh was started as a spoof, and was also known as the “Pale Stale Ale!”
My family drank Rheingold:
I even remember almost all of the Reingold’s commercial. “My beer is Reingold, the dry beer. Think of Reingold whenever you buy beer. It’s not bitter, not sweet, extra dry flavor treat, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la, la.” I was humming it at work one day, and my boss said, “Ah, La Paloma”. Having no idea La Paloma was some operatic thingie, I just sang him the commercial...he was not impressed.