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To: george76

Right, a “foreign shark,” not native to the ocean or anything.

Poor fellow. Der Prinz and I spend our honeymoon in Missouri to avoid incidents such as this.


6 posted on 08/17/2011 9:09:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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To: Tax-chick
Poor fellow. Der Prinz and I spend our honeymoon in Missouri to avoid incidents such as this.

LOL! That's why I won't go near the beach either.

7 posted on 08/17/2011 9:14:23 AM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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To: Tax-chick

Apparently no one warned you about The Bull Shark Beast of Branson...


8 posted on 08/17/2011 9:14:40 AM PDT by null and void (Day 936. The mob is decisive when the law is not.)
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To: Tax-chick

Sorry...

http://www.catfish1.com/forums/f109/bull-sharks-missouri-102922.html


12 posted on 08/17/2011 9:18:49 AM PDT by goldi (')
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To: Tax-chick
Der Prinz and I spend our honeymoon in Missouri to avoid incidents such as this.

After reading Wikipedia, I think Colorado would have been safer.

Unlike most sharks, bull sharks tolerate fresh water and can travel far up rivers. They have even been known to travel as far up as Indiana in the Ohio River and Illinois in the Mississippi River,

13 posted on 08/17/2011 9:18:59 AM PDT by ALPAPilot
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To: Tax-chick

I went to Missouri once and got et by a skeeter.


19 posted on 08/17/2011 9:25:27 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Tax-chick
Yep. The only sharks in Missouri are in Jeff City and on the gambling "boats".

But at least they're not foreign sharks.

;^)

22 posted on 08/17/2011 9:30:29 AM PDT by SAJ (Zerobama -- a phony and a prick, therefore a dildo)
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