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If they ever make a movie of this I'm DEFINITELY NOT WATCHING, that's for sure.
1 posted on 08/03/2011 1:04:01 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

Well that lends a whole new meaning to the term “Spider hole”.


2 posted on 08/03/2011 1:05:53 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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A preview of things to come...


3 posted on 08/03/2011 1:05:56 PM PDT by SeekAndFind (u)
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Why stop there? Make him also muslim, homeless and disabled.


4 posted on 08/03/2011 1:06:37 PM PDT by Augustinian monk
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Why not go all the way and make him an illegal alien also? Undocumented Spiderman! Sounds good to me. Politically correct comic books. oy.


5 posted on 08/03/2011 1:06:51 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Americans need to wean their government off of its dependence on foreign money.)
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To: SeekAndFind
Ridiculous.

The Japanese Spider-Men (there were several; the secret identity of the TV show version was Yamashiro Takuya) made more sense.
6 posted on 08/03/2011 1:08:32 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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How’s he going to swing from building to building with his pants hanging down so low?


7 posted on 08/03/2011 1:08:40 PM PDT by The Toll
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To: SeekAndFind

Well groomed guy goes into a trendy restaurant and orders a Mexican meal with a side order of soul food. The cook screws up and smashes a radioactive spider on the ribs, and bam, New Spiderman.


9 posted on 08/03/2011 1:09:01 PM PDT by Avery Iota Kracker (He hate me)
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Ya, that will sell alot of movie tickets, for sure for sure. Trying to make a comic book hero from that kind of character is like having a ganster wrap artist trying to sing a Moody Blues song.


10 posted on 08/03/2011 1:09:48 PM PDT by ransacked
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Will his religion be Islam?


11 posted on 08/03/2011 1:10:45 PM PDT by Karliner ("...It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.” WC)
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The spider should quit the “man” and go back to the insect world in deep disgust.

“We used to kick a$$. Then it was d’ck a$$. So I left!”


12 posted on 08/03/2011 1:10:54 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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geez. lol. Ridiculous! Gay Spidey.


13 posted on 08/03/2011 1:11:11 PM PDT by GoCards (I am a Hobbit)
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I’d like to read the Marvel Mangaverse books, if it can still be found.

This PC crap is just crap though.


15 posted on 08/03/2011 1:12:24 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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Added to my list of movies to miss.


16 posted on 08/03/2011 1:12:24 PM PDT by American Quilter (aka American Hobbit)
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El Fabulous Spiderdawg. Nope. Ain’t gonna work!


19 posted on 08/03/2011 1:13:24 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Americans need to wean their government off of its dependence on foreign money.)
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So, instead of shooting spider web material out of his hands; will he have spray paint?


23 posted on 08/03/2011 1:14:30 PM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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Ultimate Spiderman is an obscure comic that will be discontinued soon.

Amazing Spiderman is the actual home of Peter Parker and Spiderman as we all know and love him.


25 posted on 08/03/2011 1:15:27 PM PDT by Erik Latranyi
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They always do things like this in the Ultimates comic books. I don’t read them because I can’t stand Bendis.

Is my nerd showing?


26 posted on 08/03/2011 1:16:00 PM PDT by GreenvillePatriot
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Hollyweirds vision of the new crime fighter:


28 posted on 08/03/2011 1:17:36 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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Half-black, half-latino, muslim, homeless, crippled and gay.

He will then be called “Lucky, the Ultimate Spiderman”


29 posted on 08/03/2011 1:17:36 PM PDT by Erik Latranyi
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First of all, what does a “Latino” look like?


30 posted on 08/03/2011 1:17:44 PM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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