
Grainy and out of focus, just like they all are.
Yes.
But with the high pixel counts and self-steadying modes available on today’s digital cameras there is great concern that sooner or later someone will accidently shoot a clear picture of a legendary animal.
That’s why congress recently passed a little known law which mandates that all digital cameras manufactured after December 31, 2011 shall include a ‘Mythical Creature’ setting which will automatically blur photographs and reduces their sharpness. A separate section of that same federal law REQUIRES that the ‘Mythical Creature’ setting be be used my anyone who is photgraphing a Sasquach, Nessie, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, UFO, etc. Large fines, or even prison time, can be imposed on anyone who tries to pass off a sharp, clear photo of any ‘mythical creature’ as real.
I guess they figure if the ‘tin-foil hat’ folks don’t have their searches for chupacabras and yetis and such to keep them busy they might notice all the horrible things our government is up to.
;-)