Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

OJ jurors relieved at no longer being the dumbest 12 people on earth
Wine and Excrement (Satire) ^ | July 5, 2011 | Sisyphus

Posted on 07/05/2011 9:31:40 PM PDT by orwell2112

OS ANGELES – Legal experts and scientists were quick to issue a verdict of their own following the shocking “not guilty” decision announced today in the Casey “Tot Mom” Anthony trial: the 12 jurors who were assigned to the OJ “The Juice” Simpson case are no longer the 12 dumbest people on the planet.

The Juice, a former NFL star running back and master knife wielder, was found not guilty in the “trial of the century” in 1995 despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary.

“But at least they had an excuse, an ulterior motive, for liberating The Juice,” explains Dr. Timothy Miser, a law professor, psychiatrist and talk-show host with the Buckhead Community College in Atlanta.

(Excerpt) Read more at wineandexcrement.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caseyanthony; oj
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100101-120121-140141-159 last
To: Liz

Please note that on Sunday the Jurors were already dressed in their best! it is believed that had the judge allowed them to work till 7-7:30 they would have turned in verdict Sunday PM. They were not happy that Judge Perry did not give them the case late Saturday night, thereby allowing their verdict Sunday afternoon.


141 posted on 07/07/2011 12:22:34 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Flush Congress in 2010 & 2012)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 129 | View Replies]

To: Liz

” We need to get back to the notion that there ARE consequences for one’s behavior. “

You and I are living in the past, I fear.


142 posted on 07/07/2011 12:27:12 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 126 | View Replies]

To: central_va

Explanation the DA had no evidence it’s why she walked.What part don’t you understand?.


143 posted on 07/07/2011 12:28:22 PM PDT by Vaduz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 137 | View Replies]

To: navysealdad

Facts the jurors received not what people think they heard.


144 posted on 07/07/2011 12:31:03 PM PDT by Vaduz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 139 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

Back away from the TV everything will be ok,normal will set in soon.


145 posted on 07/07/2011 12:32:20 PM PDT by Vaduz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 140 | View Replies]

To: Vaduz

You clearly didn’t watch the trial. You are sick. I hope nobody ever murders anyone in you family. Why don’t you talk to Scott Peterson about this. Maybe he will tell you how Laci died. By your std their was NO EVIDENCE in that trial either.


146 posted on 07/07/2011 1:03:21 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 143 | View Replies]

To: Vaduz
Back away from the TV everything will be ok,normal will set in soon.

Izzat you, Frantzie?

147 posted on 07/07/2011 1:56:32 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 145 | View Replies]

To: Vaduz

148 posted on 07/07/2011 1:58:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 145 | View Replies]

To: Vaduz

149 posted on 07/07/2011 1:59:18 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 145 | View Replies]

To: Vaduz

150 posted on 07/07/2011 2:00:00 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 145 | View Replies]

To: Vaduz

151 posted on 07/07/2011 2:00:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 145 | View Replies]

To: Vaduz
Yikes. Sorry about the brain damage.

So am I (sorry.) You should of said something earlier. Shall we start a prayer thread for ya?

152 posted on 07/07/2011 2:04:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 144 | View Replies]

To: Blue Highway

I admit up front I never paid any attention to this story until the uproar over the verdict, and only just now have read anything about it.

However, it’s obvious at first glance that Casey was guilty of at least aggravated child abuse. Also, her lying to authorities should be treated far more seriously since it apparently wasted time and resources on a wild goose chase
while spotlighting her neglect and guilt.


153 posted on 07/07/2011 2:25:32 PM PDT by Zman516 (muslims, marxists, communists ---> satan's useful idiots)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: gunsequalfreedom
If you are correct it still does not change that the jury system, as imperfect as it is, is still a far sight better than other systems. It remains a system that protects innocent people wrongly accused even if that means some guilty ones go free.

Thank you Sir...or Ma'am.

154 posted on 07/07/2011 8:00:11 PM PDT by houeto
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: houeto
Thank you Sir...or Ma'am.

It's Sir but please feel free to call me gunsequalfreedom.

155 posted on 07/08/2011 12:36:04 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 154 | View Replies]

To: Liz
I just saw a clip of a woman juror (from last night) and she bought some fantasy from the defense about 'an accident or bad care'.

Prolly a Dem voter.

156 posted on 07/08/2011 3:20:11 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 118 | View Replies]

To: Condor51

Yeah, I saw her, too——the airhead.

She did not even seem to connect that every word out of her mouth was a complete indictment of this jury’s refusal to do the right thing.

A little girl was dead, tossed in the woods with duct tape on her mouth. The tot did not do this to herself.

The mother never told anyone the little girl was missing-————she was partying and having a good time.

BTW, the latest is a restaurant in the area posted a sign that the jurors were not welcome there.


157 posted on 07/08/2011 5:12:20 AM PDT by Liz ( A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 156 | View Replies]

To: Liz
*** BTW, the latest is a restaurant in the area posted a sign that the jurors were not welcome there.***

WOW! But good for them. However, I'd expect a lawsuit from any Dem Jurors -- or like that airhead 'lady'.

Though except for reasons of Disability, Race, 'sex', or Religion, I *think* legally a restaurant can ban anyone they want. But it's still a cost to the owner.

Anyhow, good for them.

158 posted on 07/08/2011 5:25:14 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 157 | View Replies]

To: Condor51

Yup-—my first thought was that the restauranteur would lose business..

But now I’m thinking, he’ll probably increase business-—people are so upset about this stupid jury decision.


159 posted on 07/08/2011 6:39:22 AM PDT by Liz ( A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 158 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100101-120121-140141-159 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson