[ArrogantBustard]

AB has to hike five miles barefoot down a rocky trail to the shed where his neighbor keeps a donkey, steal the donkey, then ride it 15 miles down a muddy ravine before he even sees an electrical line.

Close, but no cigar.

I have to steal the donkey, drag it back up the mountain, and force it to walk on a treadmill, to generate electricity.

You ever try to force a donkey (your neighbor's donkey, no less) to walk on a treadmill?

[TigersEye]

You ever try to force a donkey (your neighbor's donkey, no less) to walk on a treadmill?

Sure! When it gets stubborn I just threaten to take it home.

[OneVike]

You ever try to force a donkey (your neighbor's donkey, no less) to walk on a treadmill?

I would think that it would be about as easy as getting 3rd generation welfare brat to just think about getting a job.

[OneVike]

OOPs, I'll try that again. That was a URL to a video I am preparing to post. This is what I meant to copy and comment to.

You ever try to force a donkey (your neighbor's donkey, no less) to walk on a treadmill?

I would think that it would be about as easy as getting 3rd generation welfare brat to just think about getting a job.