While certainly colorful and artistic, it’s not cake. It’s rolled up bath towels. No thanks.
Hey, I’m honestly not trying to knock what you obviously thought was a great wedding. I like cookouts, truly. I just don’t find it appropriate for a wedding.
I’m just saying that I’d be extremely disappointed if my daughter opted for the same. Hell, I’m the least of the worries there. Between the sibs, and the mother (my wife) it would be more likely that Jethro and his truck would be nowhere to be found come the ‘big’ day.