I think I coulda done the eatin’ w/o all the cryin’. Pigs is supposed to be et. We do ‘em a favor, takin’ ‘em offa the earth.
You amaze me.
(and notice how I didn’t say anything about how often your neighbor pops up in conversation?)
a)She is as pasty white as I am, therefore, she is NOT eligible for anything more than friendship.
ii) I'm done with he-ing and she-ing and all the related bovine excrement that goes with it.
3)She's old. Much older than me. Nothing against old people, I hope to be one. But get real, it's a no-go on the launch pad.
So I hope that settles your mind. We're thick as fleas, and bound to get pitched in a holding cell together at least once before we die. But single, celibate, and sane are my ongoing catchwords. And once I set my mind on something, I can be annoying as heck. ;)
/johnny